Caution!

I figured good advice is never given often enough, so here are a few things I think everyone should be cautious of:

-clowns

-any mammal that just gave birth

-electric fences

-leftovers that aren’t clearly labelled

-sororities

-falling in love

-thinking its okay to eat ten million of anything, even if its something healthy like pears

-celebrities who don’t deserve to be famous

-anything that’s ‘free’

-giving anyone any personal information, especially your phone number or email address

-old ‘forgetful’ perverts

-snakes if you can’t tell what kind they are

-snakes in general

-my driving

-also most other Lincoln drivers’ driving

-how great I look in caution tape

 

That’s all I can think of in the middle of the night, but you’re welcome. Stay safe homies.

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